spare change and other stuff you'd find in your pocket but the mind's equivalent

Had this moment of clarity last night while I was opening my bedroom window because it was so hot.  

Barkeeps are just like Genie...after a certain amount of drinks they're just going to stop serving you and there's really no negotiating unless you're performing favours for someone.  

Getting into a bed with fresh linen has to be one of life's most unlauded joys.

Global warming is happening...island nations are sinking so there's no escaping it (for them and the rest).  The sooner all those silly scientists stop wasting time generating research to the contrary and those stupid politicians stop touting it and join those clued up people devoting their time and knowledge to coming up with strategies for dealing with this global issue the awesomer.  

I take my laundry to the washer people in a bag all messed and stuff.  I get it back neatly folded and smelling like a field of flowers in spring.  That is magic.